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Great White North
Unskilled foreigners seek move to Canada
2020-01-16
[The Beaverton] A British and American couple, both unemployed, are seeking to emigrate to Canada despite having no real skills to offer the country, early reports indicate.
lord garth submitted the same article this morning, commenting:
btw, nice to see that Canada now has multiple satire websites
thebeaverton and
frankmag.ca

The US leads on this with
TheOnion
Babylonbee
thederringer
GensiusTimes
Scrappleface

and many others
Posted by:Bright Pebbles

#5  Duffelblog is good too.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-01-16 17:28  

#4  Good one.

Big fan of The Peoples' Cube.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-01-16 11:15  

#3  *Big Mike the Bog Man
Posted by: Lex   2020-01-16 07:16  

#2  ^ This. The man's problems began when he was told he could no longer serve in the Army. Had he continued to do so, there's no way he ever would have married this ridiculous little wannabe Hollywood C-lister and race pimp who is now his wife and mother of his child.

He's not fundamentally a Duke of Windsor type. He's just lost sight of right reason, having been seduced by a stupid, vulgar, conniving woman and her race-pimping pals, Oprah, Zero and Bog Mike.
Posted by: Lex   2020-01-16 07:15  

#1  Technically, he has a skill if the Canadian armed forces are interested. Some immigrants have been known to bring similar valuable skills. Just not with egoistical spouses in tow.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-01-16 05:54  

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