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Actor George Lopez Accepts Iran's Bounty to Assassinate President Trump
2020-01-07
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[Breitbart] Actor George Lopez appeared to accept an Iranian bounty to assassinate President Donald Trump on Sunday evening. Iranian authorities had recently put an $80 million dollar bounty on the president’s head, but according to Lopez, he’ll do it for $40 million instead.

"[Iranian] authorities have put a bounty on American President Donald Trump’s head during the televised funeral of General [Qasem Soleimani] after he was assassinated last week," said Chicano Worldstar to Instagram. "What are your thoughts?"

"We’ll do it for half," replied Lopez from his official Instagram account.
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  Someone please tell why this SOB isn't in jail awaiting trial ?

Because we're busily "That-is-not-who-we-are-ing" ourselves to the Gulag.

And here's Jonah Goldberg and Billy Kristol to explain why that's a good thing.

Sponsored by Google/Alphabet and Pierre Omidyar.

Troo Conservatism, y'alls!
Posted by: charger   2020-01-07 17:33  

#8  Yeah, Mencia is the joke stealer; Lopez just sucks.
Posted by: charger   2020-01-07 17:29  

#7  According to Brietbart, the Secret Service is going to pay him a visit.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2020-01-07 10:53  

#6  Wrong about the Spy Kids but he was in Reno 911 as a Mayor. Loved that show.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2020-01-07 10:10  

#5  I think it was Carlos Mencia that stole the jokes.

Lopez had a tv sitcom (George Lopez show) for some time and I think appeared in a few Spy Kids movies. I think Hollywood is done with him and he's hoping to virtue-signal his way back in.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2020-01-07 10:08  

#4  IIRC he built his 'career' in comedy by ripping off everybody else's routines; not an original 'comedian' by any stretch.
Posted by: Raj   2020-01-07 08:18  

#3  His 15 minutes of fame were up in the previous millennium.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2020-01-07 07:24  

#2  Who? I had to look him up and it seems he's a failed actor of shows I've never heard of.
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2020-01-07 04:21  

#1  Someone please tell why this SOB isn't in jail awaiting trial ?
Posted by: Besoeker   2020-01-07 01:33  

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