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Adam Schiff to Colbert: How Will ‘Shameful’ Republicans Explain Defending Trump to Their Grandchildren

2019-12-15

[BREITBART] Kinda hard to explain, kiddies.

Y'see, Joe Biden -- you remember him? Pervy old guy who liked grabbing ladies' boobies and such, plagiarized a Neil Kinnock speech? He ran for president, back in '19?

Well, he had a boy. In his thirties, maybe even in his forties, but still just a lad. And there was a Ukrainian gas company called Burisma, that bought politicians by the dozen; they paid good prices that were drops in the bucket to what they made through the contracts that came their way. Well, they couldn't outright purchase Joe. All they had to do was put him with a few barely nubile babes an he was happy enough.

You follow so far?

Good. Joe had a kid named Hunter. He was a ne'er do well. tossed from the Navy for coke, knocked up some stripper he met at a gents' club in DC.

Simple, huh? I mean, a seedier pair you can't imagine. Joe even bragged he'd had a prosecutor investigating Burisma canned, or no aid.

So Trump asked Ukraine's new president -- kinda president to president, y'know -- to look into the matter.

He was impeached.

If you think that's something, in the Teapot Dome Scandal, Secretary Fall went to prison for the bribe Albert B. Fall was acquitted of paying.

Posted by:Fred

#7 Cool-bear on the scaffold: "You can't do this to me, I'm just an entertainer!"

Hangman: "Clown nose on or clown nose off?"

Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-12-15 07:32

#6 Grandfather, did you fight the Deep-state as well?

Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2019-12-15 04:35

#5 When the grandkids come of age saddled w/horrific repercussions of your current massive federal deficits

No worries, Varmint Splat1454. When the grandchildren are running things, all they need do is repudiate all the promises made regarding Social Security and Medicare to the old folks, and suddenly the debts won’t be nearly as insurmountable as they currently are projected.

This is one of the reasons why I haven’t planned on being able to collect when the time comes, independent of being six months short of having worked enough time to collect as other than Mr, Wife’s widow.

Posted by: trailing wife 2019-12-15 02:31

#4 When the grandkids come of age saddled w/horrific repercussions of your current massive federal deficits, their hatrid of YOU when you are an old man who passed those deficits should be your concern, clown.

Posted by: Varmint Splat1454 2019-12-15 02:22

#3 In a way it is good to see the leadership of the Democratic Party behave in the deranged manner it has assumed. And also see that the FBI and CIA as well as the IRS and all sorts of other government agencies have turned into enemies of the Constitution and fair play.
This has highly strengthened the Republican party and President Trump.

Posted by: 4` 2019-12-15 02:10

#2 "Grandfather, what's a Democrat?"

Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2019-12-15 02:08

#1 Schiffshow.

These people are so deranged, they don't even realize what laughingstocks they've become.

Posted by: Lex 2019-12-15 01:01

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