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Home Front: Politix
What is the secret of Hillary Clinton's strangely plumped-up-cheeks?
2019-12-15
Take a deep breath before checking out the photo at the link, dear Reader — it’s distressing, but I’m sure it’s just that she’s only partway through the procedures needed to prep for the campaign trail.
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] Crooked Hillary Clinton
...former first lady, former secretary of state, former presidential candidate, Conqueror of Benghazi, Heroine of Tuzla, formerly described by her supporters as the smartest woman in the world, usually described by the rest of us as The Thing That Wouldn't Go Away...
 looked wonderfully youthful at an event on Broadway in New York last night - and aesthetic experts suggest it could be down to regular 'tweakments' and cosmetic procedures.

The radiant former First Lady, 72, showed off a wrinkle-free complexion and plumped-up cheeks as she joined her husband Bill behind the scenes of Ain't Too Proud: The Temptations Musical at The Imperial Theatre.

Sporting a vibrant pink tunic dress with black trousers and a statement gold necklace, reliably Democrat Chicago, aka The Windy City or Mobtown
...home of Al Capone, the Chicago Black Sox, a succession of Daleys, Barak Obama, and Rahm Emmanuel...
-born Hillary smiled as she chatted and posed with the cast.

Her glowing skin was noticeably smoother and her cheeks more defined than earlier in the week, when she spoke at the Jewish Labor Committee's Annual Human Rights Awards Dinner in the city on Monday.

Aesthetic expert Dr Ross Perry, founder of www.cosmedics.co.uk, said Hillary has been 'genetically blessed' with good skin - but claimed it could also be a result of Botox, injectable dermal fillers and Blepharoplasty.
Posted by:Fred

#24  Meh. Should have gone for the full cat woman look.
Posted by: Snusotle the Lesser4227   2019-12-15 21:41  

#23  Either way, new or old, she is still evil.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-12-15 21:37  

#22  She needs a bra for her face
Posted by: Airandee   2019-12-15 20:38  

#21  Interesting look at the link. zero wrinkles on cheeks but beneath the cheeks she's got normal wrinkles. She should have had the skin on her jawlines pulled back or something to reduce this as the effect is jarring.
Posted by: ruprecht   2019-12-15 19:45  

#20  She was always ugly...on so many different levels. Now she's even uglier.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2019-12-15 15:08  

#19  Sandpaper for eyes! Now!
Posted by: 3dc   2019-12-15 14:05  

#18  Fantasy, delusion, narcissism, and reality have fused into Space-Time Continuun Two!!!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2019-12-15 13:12  

#17  I've always believed that Hill or Moochelle would enter the race befor the first primary. This just enhances my surety.
Posted by: AlanC   2019-12-15 12:30  

#16  Why are her cheek bones below her nostrils?
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2019-12-15 12:27  

#15  ^^ That explains the beard
Posted by: Frank G   2019-12-15 10:48  

#14  No, her face has just been lifted so many times that those bumps have migrated from her chest...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-12-15 10:36  

#13  Has to store the blood of her victims somewhere!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2019-12-15 09:35  

#12  Good God, she's morphing into a chipmunk! An evil chipmunk.
Posted by: Dave D.   2019-12-15 09:23  

#11  ...Hilary! has finally gone full Elizabeth Bathory.

You never go full Elizabeth Bathory.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2019-12-15 07:06  

#10  The evil harpy has arisen. Hillary for president and VP Adam Shift what a combo. Big cheeks and bug eyes. Strange showings soon in all your media.
Posted by: Dale   2019-12-15 06:07  

#9  Storing nuts for winter
Posted by: Frank G   2019-12-15 06:04  

#8  Bride of Clintonstein
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-12-15 04:54  

#7  I seriously think now is the time for her to start wearing a burqa. That is something kids shouldn't have to see.

Posted by: Dron66046   2019-12-15 03:46  

#6  Extremely risky procedure. If not done right, the plastic surgeon can come down with Arkancide.
Posted by: Varmint Splat1454   2019-12-15 01:33  

#5  Baths in virgins' blood?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-12-15 01:32  

#4  "It's just baby Fat, dear."
"You mean, like, Chinese baby fat?"
"No, silly Billy, that's his name. Fat. If you could have seen the look in his eyes..."
"Kinda like the look in mine now, eh, sweet cheeks?"
Posted by: Large Munster1307   2019-12-15 01:22  

#3  internal sacs for storing air to allow her to submerge under the water for extended periods and resurface, Rasputin-like
Posted by: Lex   2019-12-15 01:03  

#2  Accumulated venom?
Posted by: Large Munster1307   2019-12-15 00:38  

#1  Stowing nuts for the winter?
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-12-15 00:11  

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