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Half-Pound of Meth Found in Smuggler’s Vagina at Border
2019-12-08
Ick.
[BREITBART] CBP officers assigned to the Paso Del Norte Port of Entry on Thursday encountered a woman approaching on foot from Mexico for entry into the U.S. Officers identified the woman as a 32-year-old U.S. citizen. Officers selected the woman for a secondary examination, according to information obtained from U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials.

During the secondary inspection, a CBP K-9 officer alerted to an odor it is trained to detect coming from the woman’s body. A search of the woman led to the discovery of two bundles of drugs "partially concealed in her vaginal cavity," officials stated. Officers also found two additional bundles during a subsequent search.

Officers tested the drugs and determined it was methamphetamine, officials reported. The officers determined the bundles of methamphetamine weighed in excess of a half-pound.

The officers placed the woman under arrest and turned her over to ICE Homeland Security Investigations agents. She will likely face charges connected to the failed drug smuggling attempt.

During the past seven days, officers assigned to this port of entry and others in the El Paso Sector, which includes far West Texas and all of the New Mexico border, made 14 arrests for attempted drug smuggling. The arrests led to the seizures of 894 pounds of marijuana, 35.7 pounds of cocaine, and 51.2 pounds of methamphetamine.

Posted by:Fred

#8  They caught Oprah at the border. Looked up her skirt and found 200 lbs of crack
I'll be here all week, folks! Try the veal
Posted by: Lex   2019-12-08 18:31  

#7  That's nothing. You should see the half pound of weed they found up there!
(weed being less dense it has more bulk... hahah...I'll go to my room now)
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-12-08 18:22  

#6  If women thinking they want to cross illegally into the U.S. understood there was a threat of search of their private parts, I think a good number ofthem might be deterred. Perhaps we need a good south of the border ad and pr campaign on this topic.
Posted by: warthogswife   2019-12-08 11:21  

#5  That's it. I'm done with meth.
Posted by: gorb   2019-12-08 10:19  

#4  Officers also found two additional bundles

uh.. I don't really wanna know where......

BTW__ Besoeker, love the coment/pic
Posted by: Mercutio   2019-12-08 10:02  

#3  Ah, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha. I love this job.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-12-08 08:37  

#2  So ... they snatched it?
Posted by: Lex   2019-12-08 07:32  

#1  Jerry in Heaven's Prisoner: I ain't no swingin dick!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-12-08 04:56  

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