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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Masturbating Florida man slugs elderly man who asked him to stop
2019-11-28
[NYPOST] A drunken man who was masturbating in a Florida supermarket’s parking lot slugged an elderly man who told him to cut it out, a report said.

The suspect, 39-year-old Kerry Vandergriff, was allegedly masturbating with his pants down in the Fresco Y Mas in Miami on Saturday afternoon at about 5:30 p.m., CBS New York reported.

The elderly man approached Vandergriff and told him to stop, he later told police.

Vandergriff then slugged him in the face, knocking him to the ground, according to the report.

Vandergriff then allegedly continued pummeling the man while he was on the ground.

He was arrested on a number of charges, including indecent exposure, battery and disorderly intoxication.

Posted by:Fred

#4  I'm sure that arm was in great shape for a sucker punch
Posted by: Regular joe   2019-11-28 16:06  

#3  A baseball bat or pipe applied to his neither area would put a quick stop to this!
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2019-11-28 15:50  

#2  Publix-interruptus. I believe I might have shook my head and kept on walking.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-11-28 13:57  

#1  Lesson

Do not play the hero with a Florida man, unless you're the Florida Man.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-11-28 12:05  

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