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Home Front: WoT
A Florida Man Seeking Revenge on Colleges is Arrested for Plotting Terrorist Attacks with the Help of ‘ISIS'
2019-11-28
[Red State] Salman Rashid is in big trouble.

As noted by The Washington Post, the Florida man was mad at Miami Dade College and Broward College ‐ he’d been suspended from the former and expelled from the other.

So the 23-year-old allegedly met with ISIS members to plan attacks on the schools.

Sounds like a super sound terroristic tactic.

But he hit a snag: The ISIS guys were, in fact, undercover agents for the FBI.

Therefore, he’s been charged with soliciting another person to commit a crime of violence.
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  And. Chubby tough boy in the first post sure as hell ain't Florida Man.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-11-28 11:17  

#8  Oh, above meant graphic. As an old time ink stained wretch, graf means something entirely else to me. Sorry.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-11-28 11:00  

#7  Well, as the star shows, I can at least get on a plane next year. People from PeeAye may be ridin' the dog (what my college roommate called his summertime employer, Greyhound Lines) Or maybe they won't be eligible for that either. Would serve them right...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-11-28 10:51  

#6  We need a "Not Quite Florida Man" graf?

How 'bout this ?


Naah... too plain. Maybe a bit more tabasco.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-11-28 09:21  

#5  We need a "Not Quite Florida Man" graf?

I propose "What happens in Florida may remain in Florida or flee to Georgia, Alabama or as far as Mississippi or Louisiana, depending on the take and or the severity of the crime."

Weeks from my second anniversary of moving here I know damn well I am years away from being able to claim to be "Florida Man" (in the good sense) but I'm working on it every day. Wish I'd have started 10 years ago.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-11-28 09:03  

#4  I'm going with number one.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-11-28 08:54  

#3  We need a "Not Quite Florida Man" graf?
Posted by: Fred   2019-11-28 08:49  

#2  ^ Ditto your last sentence
Posted by: Uleck Spererong9442   2019-11-28 07:51  

#1  Not a real Florida Man. Wannabe shit-bag. It takes inventiveness, uniqueness and bewildering obstinacy to be Florida Man. Or unseen bravado, wisdom or lack thereof .

This is just a regular islamic asshole who shoulda been shot the moment he grew that beard.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-11-28 05:35  

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