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Man opens fire after Iowa strip club denies debit card for lap dance |
2019-11-19 |
![]() James Allen Wells, 67, was a patron at the Porsches Theater of the Arts strip club in Waterloo around 11 p.m. Friday when he got a lap dance and stiffed the club, according to the Courier. After the card was declined, Wells stormed into the parking lot and pulled a .38-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver from his waistband, firing off five rounds, the report said. Multiple cars were struck, including the rear window of a Dodge Durango, the tailgate of a Chrysler Town and County, and the windshield of a Chevrolet Impala. The gunman then fled and police attempted to pull him over for speeding ‐ but he refused to stop, leading to a short chase. Wells eventually crashed his vehicle into a curb and was apprehended after a scuffle with cops. One of the officers injured a hand during the arrest. Wells was charged with criminal mischief, reckless use of a firearm, assault on a peace officer and reckless driving. |
Posted by:Fred |
#16 I notice they still drive American cars in Iowa. |
Posted by: European Conservative 2019-11-19 17:50 |
#15 Saw his pic. Looks like the kinda guy whose wife's already in pieces. |
Posted by: Dron66046 2019-11-19 12:51 |
#14 Be interesting explaining how your car was damaged to the wife.... |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2019-11-19 12:45 |
#13 He was pissed because his weapon was cocked and loaded. |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-11-19 12:27 |
#12 ...no plug-ins outside the club. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-11-19 11:05 |
#11 Multiple cars were struck, including the rear window of a Dodge Durango, the tailgate of a Chrysler Town and County, and the windshield of a Chevrolet Impala. He couldn't find a Prius? |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2019-11-19 10:54 |
#10 ^ More like coinus interruptus... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-11-19 10:12 |
#9 I plead coitus interruptus, yer Honor. |
Posted by: Mercutio 2019-11-19 09:48 |
#8 Whatta ya mean old, Lex? I'm 67 and I don't feel old. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2019-11-19 08:42 |
#7 Insert card into slot? Going to my room |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru PB 2019-11-19 08:39 |
#6 "You can't swipe your card on the stripper, sir!" |
Posted by: Frank G 2019-11-19 07:58 |
#5 ATM busted? |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-11-19 07:55 |
#4 There's something just wrong about not using a big sheaf of currency at a strip club. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-11-19 07:37 |
#3 So that's what happens in the Iowa Caucus. |
Posted by: Lex 2019-11-19 04:16 |
#2 Also it seems the wrong sexual orientation for Iowa. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2019-11-19 04:07 |
#1 James Allen Wells, 67, was a patron at the Porsches Theater of the Arts strip club Frisky old feller. Albeit rather young for a Democratic Party leader. |
Posted by: Lex 2019-11-19 02:27 |