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Trump tells Kim Jong Un that ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden is ‘somewhat better’ than a ‘rabid dog’

2019-11-18

[NYPOST] President Trump unexpectedly came to Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
...Old, boring, a plagiarist, fond of hair sniffing and grabbing the protruding parts of women, and not whatcha call brilliant...
’s defense on Sunday ‐ but only to say he was "somewhat" better than a rabid dog.

"Mr. Chairman, Joe Biden may be Sleepy and Very Slow, but he is not a ’rabid dog,'" Trump tweeted in an apparent direct message to North Korea
...hereditary Communist monarchy distinguished by its truculence and periodic acts of violence. Distinguishing features include Songun (Army First) policy, which involves feeding the army before anyone but the Dear Leadership, and Juche, which is Kim Jong Il's personal interpretation of Marxism-Leninism, which he told everybody was brilliant. In 1950 the industrialized North invaded agrarian South Korea. Twenty-one countries of the United Nations eventually contributed to the UN force opposing the invasion, with the United States providing around 90% of the military personnel. Seventy years later the economic results are in and it doesn't look good for Juche...
n leader Kim Pudge Jong-un
...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
, following the country’s shocking attack that also said Biden should be "beaten to death with a stick."

"He is actually somewhat better than that," Trump wrote of the Democratic frontrunner, who has been leading in national polls but is lagging behind South Bend, Ind. Mayor Pete Buttigieg

...the testicleless mayor of South Bend, Indiana, since 2012. Buttigieg graduated from Harvard College and, on a Rhodes Scholarship, from Pembroke College, Oxford. From 2007 to 2010, he worked at McKinsey and Company, a consulting firm. From 2009 to 2017 Buttigieg served as an intelligence officer in the United States Navy Reserve, attaining the rank of lieutenant and deploying to Afghanistan in 2014. Buttigieg was first elected mayor of South Bend in 2011 and was reelected in 2015. During his second term, he announced he was gay. Buttigieg also campaigned for Indiana state treasurer in 2010 and for chair of the Democratic National Committee in 2017, losing both elections. He is running for the Dem nomination in 2020 on the theory that being mayor of a nondescript medium sized city is qualification to run the country...
in the latest Des Moines Register/CNN poll.

The commander in chief then used his tweet to push the fact that he has come further than any previous president in creating dialogue over nuclear weapons with the hostile nation.

"I am the only one who can get you where you have to be. You should act quickly, get the deal done. See you soon!" Trump tweeted.

Posted by:Fred

#11 I always like "Stomachs roasting in a Sea of Fire" from the Original Juche First™ Guy

Posted by: Frank G 2019-11-18 20:22

#10 Barely rates a 2.0 on the Juche-o-Meter™ as it has no "sea of fire™" mentioned... Still it brings back memories of Rantburgs of years past when the NKor rhetoric had more flying spittle.

Posted by: magpie 2019-11-18 19:09

#9 Not Bee.

-dollar in jar-

Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-11-18 14:55

#8 Steve, like the old joke: Someone said you weren't fit to eat with pigs; but I stuck up for you and said you were.

Posted by: Tom 2019-11-18 13:13

#7 #5 On Planet Shitshow, Steve.

Posted by: Lex 2019-11-18 11:12

#6 President Trump unexpectedly came to Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden’s defense on Sunday ‐ but only to say ~~he was "somewhat" better than a rabid dog.~~ "bless his heart"

Posted by: Frank G 2019-11-18 10:54

#5 I had Bee.

Far be it from me to try and teach English to the editors at one of America's major newspapers, but on what planet does
President Trump unexpectedly came to Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden’s defense on Sunday ‐ but only to say he was "somewhat" better than a rabid dog.
count as coming to someone's defense?

Posted by: SteveS 2019-11-18 10:25

#4 On this one I have to disagree with 45. At least it's possible to beat a rabid dog with a stick, unlike creepy Joe who won't go away.

Posted by: Spot 2019-11-18 09:42

#3 ^ Somebody at the Post paying attention, perhaps?

Posted by: Greting Phuse8402 2019-11-18 07:51

#2 Huh. I was sure that this was from the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2019-11-18 05:03

#1 I just love the man. He talks to dictators from a position of strength, condescendingly. Then he dismisses them like they're shoeshine boys.

Posted by: Dron66046 2019-11-18 02:36

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