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| Pierre Delecto: Mitt Romney reveals his porn star name |
| 2019-10-22 |
| [People's Cube. Satire, Herb] |
| Posted by:Frank G |
| #2 Mr Delecto, our audience wants to know: Are you progressive? PD: [ grins slyly ] Not... exactly. Transgressive? PD: Yep. Haha, you got me there! Trans, uh greasiness. Yessir. That's it. Do your transgressions involve members of the opposite party? PD: [ frowns ] No, not at all. So these are fellow travelers of yours? PD: Yes, actually. [ nods ] We're not open about it but we're members of the same... movement, you could say. Girls? PD: No, women. Men too. [ audience gasps, whoops ] Liaisons at hotels? PD: No never. [ winks ] Not even at a Marriott! No contact at all. Hmmm... Our studio audience would know if you prefer to watch. PD: wellllll ...I like to be "in the arena," as a dear friend of mine used to say about us. Ah-- you do like to watch! PD: That would be correct, yes. Yessir. Giving orders? PD: Oh no! Quite the contrary! [ RED LIGHTS FLASH, MUSIC SOUNDS "Play That Funky Music, Whi' Boy" ] TAKING orders! We have a winner! UNIPARTY CUCK-SERVANT! Jennifer Rubin, come on down! Give it up for Jen! She pegged Pierre [ wink! nudge! ] in less than 45 seconds! |
| Posted by: Lex 2019-10-22 01:52 |
| #1 And now we return to another episode of WHAT'S MY PERV? [ applause ] If you recall, our last guest, Mr Carlos Danger from New York, New York, had a hankering for nymphettes, as Professor Humbert called them. Now see if you can guess the secret desire of our next guess, from Rancho Santa Fe, California, please welcome Pierre Delecto! [ applause ] Now Pierre, here's the first question from our studio audience. ... |
| Posted by: Lex 2019-10-22 01:40 |