Submit your comments on this article |
-Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline |
2019-10-08 |
[Babylon Bee] U.S.‐A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline. Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels. "We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having them get lectured by a 16-year-old so they will have all the facts before they do something rash like put gasoline in their cars to go to work." Once the driver has listened to Thunberg's entire lecture, they will be prompted to complete a quick, fifteen-question quiz to show they understand how horrible they are for driving a car. Drivers who get at least 80% will then be allowed to refuel their vehicles. As they refuel, the screen will simply play a clip of Thunberg saying, "How dare you!" over and over again. The law will not apply to celebrities purchasing jet fuel. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#9 Pippi Longpig. There's some real challenge round Bee/Not Bee out there. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-10-08 21:04 |
#8 It sounds exactly like the kind of thing Newsom would do, at taxpayer expense, of course. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2019-10-08 13:12 |
#7 OK, it's the Bee. Ha, ha. But they should be careful about the ideas they're giving people. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2019-10-08 13:11 |
#6 Exctually, it's nice she found a job after she was rejected by the Swedish Bikini Team. |
Posted by: Bugs Schwarzeneggar3591 2019-10-08 09:03 |
#5 Today the Bee, tomorrow NYT. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2019-10-08 08:43 |
#4 Came into this 100% sure it was 'Bee. But during that time loading, I had doubts. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-10-08 08:42 |
#3 Heard the buzz, knew ''twas Bee Too easy. |
Posted by: Lex 2019-10-08 07:39 |
#2 One of the few BB articles easily recognized as such... yet |
Posted by: European Conservative 2019-10-08 07:27 |
#1 Very good. Thanks BB. |
Posted by: Uleck Spererong9442 2019-10-08 07:23 |