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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Carjacking career of Reece Ramsey-Johnson ends abruptly
2019-10-05
[Metro] A carjacker died after he accidentally blasted himself in the chest while trying to smash a window with the butt of his shotgun, an inquest has heard. Officers investigating the death of Reece Ramsey-Johnson said they were satisfied there was ’no third party involvement’ as they closed the probe into his killing.

Witnesses who saw the 22-year-old dying from gunshot wounds in the street outside a Lloyds bank in Sydenham on Sunday, September 8, said his own gun may have gone off when he used to to hit a car window. Opening the inquest at Southwark Coroner’s Court on Thursday September 26, Dr Andrew Harris confirmed the police investigation had now ended. He said: ’The investigating officer is satisfied there is no third party involvement.
Posted by:Besoeker

#17  Once again, someone invents something they think I'm against, and then criticize me for what they made up.

Aw, lighten up, Francis. Is joke. You should rejoice that you have achieved infamyfame as a Rantburg mem. And besides, a lot of us agree with you about endless wars.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-10-05 18:47  

#16  Welp, since you changed nyms (perhaps by mistake?) , you're on notice. Next time, you're spamcopped
Posted by: Frank G   2019-10-05 17:53  

#15  Once again, someone invents something they think I'm against, and then criticize me for what they made up. Just like Leftists are prone to do.
Posted by: Glotch Ebbusons2137   2019-10-05 17:10  

#14  #11 - Snark O' The Day candidate
Posted by: Frank G   2019-10-05 16:52  

#13  Maybe he wanted to ride shotgun but ended up shotgunned?
Posted by: Lex   2019-10-05 16:32  

#12  Thumb on the trigger while smashing the butt into the window. Brilliant!
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2019-10-05 15:28  

#11  I guess some folks call “shotgun” differently when running to the car.
Posted by: Airandee   2019-10-05 15:05  

#10  We are at war with poetry too ?! Calling Herb ...☺
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-10-05 12:14  

#9  Rantburg is the place to be,
for the War on Terror and Poetry.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-10-05 11:55  

#8  Or a mallard. Or pretty much anything except a bass-ackwards shotgun, actually.
Posted by: Angerert Grumble4096   2019-10-05 10:07  

#7  Mr. Reece Ramsay-Johnson, his ballad:
I might not be pushing up salad,
A figure of fun
Made a butt by my gun
If I'd bashed that sedan with a mallet.
Posted by: Angerert Grumble4096   2019-10-05 10:04  

#6  On Reece Ramsey-Johnson, a whimsy.
Were namesakes of Reverend James Ramsay,
By whom surely aided,
Enslaved and degraded
By fans of goddamned Andy Gramsci?
Posted by: Angerert Grumble4096   2019-10-05 10:02  

#5  Feece Ram-Me-Again-Johnson
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-10-05 09:58  

#4  'no third party involvement’ ?

There wasn't even no second party involvement !

I hope they sing Amazing Grace at the funeral. It should be fitting, except not for reasons they think.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-10-05 09:06  

#3  Must have been painful, until the bleeding stopped.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-10-05 08:24  

#2  Interesting pic. I wonder how he came by the name "Reece Ramsey-Johnson"?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-10-05 08:17  

#1  BUT, BUT WHAT about GUN, KNIFE, Spoon control. IS it NOT working a PLANNED! LMAO! fools to the end?
Posted by: ranture   2019-10-05 07:31  

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