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It Is A Terrible Idea To Call The Cops And Ask Them To Test Your Meth
2019-10-05
[Smoking Gun] An Alabama woman concerned that her methamphetamine may have been tainted with another drug asked police to test her stash, a service request that resulted in her arrest for possession of a controlled substance.

Cops report that Jennifer Colyne Hall, 48, called police dispatch Wednesday seeking assistance.

When Limestone County Sheriff's Office deputies subsequently arrived at Hall’s residence in Toney, a Huntsville suburb, she presented them with a clear plastic bag she had removed from a baby wipes container.
Not a Toney Huntsville suburb. Punctuation counts, kids
"I want this dope tested," declared Hall, who added that she was concerned that her speed was somehow tainted.

The baggie proffered by Hall contained meth, cops report. As a result, Hall, seen above, was arrested on a felony narcotics possession charge and booked into the county jail. She is being held in lieu of $2500 bail.

And, yes, this has happened before and before.
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  What purity grade was it?
Asking for Steve.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-10-05 22:57  

#5  So where does one go to get their drugs tested?
Asking for a friend
Posted by: SteveS   2019-10-05 12:38  

#4  If her shit was tainted with something else (fentanyl, I'd suspect), charge her for possession of that one as well.
Posted by: Raj   2019-10-05 07:08  

#3  A wasted mind is a terrable thing to use.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2019-10-05 04:03  

#2  She is being held in lieu of $2500 bail

"Errm... judge, can I just pay with the dope ? After all it's legit, right ?"
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-10-05 03:52  

#1  If you stopped reading after "An Alabama Woman" the penalty is waived.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-10-05 00:53  

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