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DC government worker charged with dealing fentanyl outside his office
2019-09-26
h/t Instapundit
[WTOP] A D.C. government employee was charged Wednesday with dealing fentanyl outside his Southwest office building.

Darrell Marcellus Pope, a staff member at the D.C. Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs, is charged with conspiracy to distribute at least 40 grams of a mixture containing fentanyl, according to a criminal complaint filed Wednesday.

Pope allegedly dealt the drugs just outside DCRA headquarters at 1100 4th Street SW, within 1,000 feet of Amidon-Bowen Elementary School. The mayor’s office confirmed the DCRA placed Pope on administrative leave.
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#10  You know I’m not subtle

Okay, but to me (and possibly one or two others here), almost everyone is subtle. Go nuts! "The Cloak of Inscrutibility is yours. Use it only for imperceptible gradations of not-so-bad!"

If I were poking fun, it would be clear.

You're doing it again, aren't you? ;-)
Posted by: Marilyn Dark Lord of the Texans7729   2019-09-26 23:33  

#9  You know I’m not subtle, my dear. If I were poking fun, it would be clear.
Posted by: trailing wife   2019-09-26 22:32  

#8  'Twas intended to be a cross-out, but I figured I'd made enough of a mess. Waaaait.... are you poking fun? Without day-glo paint on a flaming cluebat (--------! (non-human-audible squeak)), I'll totally tend to miss it.
Posted by: Marilyn Dark Lord of the Texans7729   2019-09-26 21:34  

#7  Slave hand has too many syllables to scan properly, Zenobia F. Don’t over-polish the thing.
Posted by: trailing wife   2019-09-26 21:18  

#6  slave hand? Always with the light tinkly touch, cause that's how I toll.
Posted by: Marilyn Dark Lord of the Texans7729   2019-09-26 21:02  

#5  Discussions. A nation is heeled;
Details of his settlement sealed.
Poor rich Mr. Pope,
At the end of his rope,
Dealing dope like a slave in the field!
Posted by: Marilyn Dark Lord of the Texans7729   2019-09-26 20:56  

#4  Government is just another name for the substances we abuse together.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-09-26 11:23  

#3  If he going to be fired for being absent from work?

You do know how difficult it is to fire a US Federal employee, right?
Posted by: Raj   2019-09-26 08:43  

#2  If he going to be fired for being absent from work?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-09-26 07:39  

#1  Well, of course it was outside his office. The lines inside his office building would be a dead giveaway!
Posted by: Bobby   2019-09-26 01:57  

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