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| This Will Totally Destroy Trump! (Volume MCXXXVII) |
| 2019-09-23 |
| [Townhall] "Well, ________________ is going to totally be the thing that lets us crucify Trump! Yeah, Russia flopped and his alleged Nazi-ness failed and that weasel ex-lawyer/convict of his struck out, but we promise ‐ this time, ___________ is going to bring him down!" So saith CNN, the Times, the gang at LonelyNeckbeardedLeftistLoser.com and the rest of the cabinboy media, along with the carb-curious Fredocon dorks and the surviving furries, pseudo-Cherokees and other assorted Democrat weirdos currently wandering about in Iowa pestering farmers to join them for selfies. There’s always a new _____________, except the "bring him down" part just never seems to happen. No coffee for the liberal establishment, because coffee is for closers (NSFW language, sissies). These geebos have been trying to close the deal since 2015, but all they have to do it with are the Rio Rancho leads ‐ they never get the Glengarry leads that will put a stake through the heart of the Bad Orange Man. The second most recent act in the endless fail-a-thon that is the elite’s hysterical reaction to the rise of Donald Trump was a gambit by the Stop the Hammering guy. Lawrence O’Donnell claimed he had dirt about Russians controlling Trump because they co-signed some of his loans. He had nothing. Putting aside that when someone guarantees your debts you have leverage over him, Larry the Laughingstock had to apologize when his baloney turned to Schiff. MC Hammered should have known that when it comes to Trump, you can’t touch this. But these leftist toadies never, ever learn. So now, some deep state dirtbag has decided he can end-run classification (sound familiar?) and executive privilege and narc out The Donald to the House Dems by leveraging the whistleblower statutes. And what is the subject of said narcage? Allegedly, Trump told the Ukrainians that they should investigate why Joe Biden’s kid and brothers ended up with hugely lucrative sweetheart deals in that notorious Slavic cesspool of corruption. To which Normal Americans reacted by asking, "Wait, Joe Biden’s kid and brothers ended up with hugely lucrative sweetheart deals in that notorious Slavic cesspool of corruption?" You see, the problem with making the latest THIS WILL DO IN TRUMP! moment out of the President’s alleged attempt to investigate corruption by the Biden family is that it brings to the fore a scandal that the mainstream media has carefully covered up during the marathon of gaffes that has been Gropey J’s nomination campaign, i.e.that the Biden clan has obviously made a fortune exploiting HairPlug One’s elected offices. There’s no other explanation for their amazing success. Absolutely no one is thinking, "Well, the Bidens are a smart family of cunning and shrewd thinkers who totally could have scored these huge windfalls in Ukraine (and China too) even if Joe had not been a DC power-player for nearly 50 years." |
| Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
| #6 Agreed. very entertaining. |
| Posted by: Lex 2019-09-23 14:40 |
| #5 Yessssssssss, but he is fun to read, including his three novels about the split-up of the US. |
| Posted by: Bobby 2019-09-23 14:36 |
| #4 Obviously Schlichter. Signature = slashing sarcasm + erudite legal references in long convoluted sentences. |
| Posted by: Lex 2019-09-23 11:12 |
| #3 [Townhall] added |
| Posted by: Frank G 2019-09-23 10:59 |
| #2 MM he's links at the link |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru PB 2019-09-23 10:44 |
| #1 Some of these storys need the [Not Bee] attribution... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-09-23 09:25 |