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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Woman, 38, is arrested after she tried to avoid drug charges by impersonating her 21-year-old daughter
2019-09-03
  • [Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] Heather Garcia, 38, was arrested on Saturday in Davis County, Utah, police said

  • She was pulled over after officer noticed her BMW didn't have a license plate

  • Garcia reportedly told police her name was Mercedes and she was born in 1998
    Someone named Mercedes driving a BMW? Of course the police didn’t believe her.
  • Officers soon figured out that Garcia had given them her daughter's information
    No idea how they figured that. She don't look twenty one?
  • Authorities said they found drug paraphernalia and a white powdery substance

  • Garcia was charged with drug possession, driving with a revoked license, and offering false personal info to a police officer
Posted by:Fred

#9  Sounds legit.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2019-09-03 15:08  

#8  KISS is getting back together ... in Utah?
Posted by: Zenobia Ebbineger7578   2019-09-03 10:55  

#7  First thought was "Where's the Adam's Apple?"
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2019-09-03 10:51  

#6  I thought the picture was some kind of a horrible stock picture, so I looked her up on Google images. No, that is what she really looks like.

Now, where did I put my eye bleach?
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2019-09-03 10:05  

#5  Ewe-Tah was founded on wacky stories.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-09-03 09:16  

#4  Is Utah in a race to replace FL as the land of the wacky stories?
Posted by: BA   2019-09-03 09:13  

#3  Follow the identitarians' logic to its natural conclusion: If you can reassign your gender, why can't you reassign your age? Or your actual identity?
Posted by: Lex   2019-09-03 08:49  

#2  Looks like a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant. Or a skinny Devine.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-09-03 08:13  

#1  She must have a really low opinion of her own daughter. That make-up !
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-09-03 04:19  

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