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Dairy Queen forced to clarify its burgers aren't made with ‘human meat'
2019-08-30
[NYP] Dairy Queen has had to oddly clarify that the store’s food does not contain "human meat" after one of its South Carolina restaurants was swarmed by federal agents last week, sparking gruesome rumors online.

"At Dairy Queen, we are very proud of our 100 percent beef hamburgers," the fast-food chain tweeted Friday. "We serve a high-quality hamburger with no additives or fillers."

The statement was in response to a news story published by the Index-Journal, of Greenwood, SC, reporting that someone complained about "human meat being inside a burger" at the local Dairy Queen.

Manager Saif Momin said that around 9:30 am on Wednesday, federal agents from the FBI and Homeland Security, as well as local South Carolina officials, appeared at the store in Greenwood. He then told the news outlet a corporate inspector told him someone complained there was "human meat" in a burger.

Posted by:Besoeker

#9  Soylent Dairy Queen...
Posted by: Ebbuns Borgia3791   2019-08-30 21:41  

#8  Wormtender! Send that Burger an Orange Julius, on me. Or maybe in a cup would be better.
Posted by: Thumper Shealet4134   2019-08-30 20:02  

#7  HAMLET
To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
till he find it stopping a Wormburger?

HORATIO
'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.

HAMLET
No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; earth containeth worms; and why of those worms, whereto he
was converted, might they not stuff a burger?
Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to smithereens,
Might help the bottom line of many Dairy Queens:
O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
Should fill a sandwich to sate a gaping maw!
Posted by: Lex   2019-08-30 19:33  

#6  Love their ice cream, but earthworm meat would explain the taste of that one cheeseburger I ate once.
Posted by: Thrineth Big Foot5950   2019-08-30 18:00  

#5  Some years back a VP at McDonald's had to explain that no, they didn't use ground earthworms in their burgers as earthworms cost much more per pound than ground beef.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-08-30 11:31  

#4  Ahhh, If there is no human meat in the hamburger, then Democrats won't eat it.
Posted by: Flesing Wittlesbach3140   2019-08-30 07:58  

#3  NYT hit hardest.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-08-30 07:15  

#2  If it's James Comey's chopped liver, I'll have mine with fries and a Pepsi.
Posted by: Besoeker   2019-08-30 06:37  

#1  Planned Parenthood sells body parts and there is no action by the GIVERnment and start a rumor about human meat in a burger and 3 departments show up at Dairy Queen. I hope they at least got a Blizzard to go.
Posted by: Airandee   2019-08-30 06:34  

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