| Directly contradicting yesterday’s report, which quoted the New York Times quoting unnamed American officials... |
...which still proudly displays Walter Duranty's Pulitzer prize...
report that Israel conducted strikes, blame Iran
...a theocratic Shiite state divided among the Medes, the Persians, and the (Arab) Elamites. Formerly a fairly civilized nation ruled by a Shah, it became a victim of Islamic revolution in 1979. The nation is today noted for
spontaneouslytaking over other countries' embassies, maintaining whorehouses run by clergymen, involvement in international drug trafficking, and financing sock puppet
militiasto extend the regime's influence. The word
Iranis a cognate form of
Aryan,the abbreviation
IRGCis a cognate form of
Stürmabteilung (or SA),the term
Supreme Guideis a cognate form of either
Shahor
Führeror maybe both, and they hate
for shipping weapons to Iraqi militias.
The officials posited that rather than Israeli
...KABOOM!...
s, the blasts may have been caused by the "absolutely raging heat in Baghdad over the summer," when temperatures regularly average around 110º fahrenheit.
"Could've been Djinns, who knows?"
They also said Iran was culpable for the earth-shattering kabooms due to its transfer of weapons to militia groups in Iraq and accused the Islamic Theocratic
Republicof working to make the country a client state like Syria.