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Home Front: Politix

Biden Clarifies: 'I Like All Races, Even The Bad Ones'

2019-08-10

[Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.‐Joe Biden has apologized for his recent seemingly racist comment, where he said that poor kids are sometimes as smart as white kids.

"Everyone who knows me knows I'm not a racist," said Biden. "I even have a black friend, Barry. Smart, articulate guy."

Aides were then seen signaling him to stop talking, but Biden pushed on.

"Rest assured," Biden said. "I like all races, even the bad ones."

Aides threw up their hands in exasperation.

"What? What'd I say?"

Media immediately jumped all over Biden's comments, responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.

Posted by:Besoeker

#6 My first thought when I read the headline was "Oh Jesus, even he wouldn't say that, would he?" Genius satire.

Posted by: Vernal Hatrick 2019-08-10 16:10

#5 I picked Not Bee. It's Biden, fer cripes sake!

Posted by: SteveS 2019-08-10 11:32

#4 Biden further added, "It was the Orange Man, it's his fault, he made me do it."

Posted by: JohnQC 2019-08-10 10:22

#3 It is the Babylon Bee, thus satire. However, it is sometimes hard to tell these days.

Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2019-08-10 09:41

#2 Needs to be part of a multi-candidate montage, spliced with Booker's "I am Fartacus", Fauxcahontas, Harris joking about marijuana usage, Scarecrow Sanders calling Baltimore a Third Woyld Country...

Posted by: Lex 2019-08-10 03:27

#1 Too early for coffee, but that was damn near an adult diaper moment there...

Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-08-10 03:23

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