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Miley Cyrus leaves fans goggle-eyed as she strips 100% topless by the pool
2019-08-02

Beetlejuice molests Miley Cyrus in public.
[DAILYSTAR.CO.UK] Proving that the work never stops, Miley Cyrus took to Instagram on Wednesday to share two red-hot pics from a recent photoshoot.
I've seen pictures of her nekkid. She's not bad looking if you look past the tattoos. And the haircut. And the other tattoos...
Taken by celeb photographer Vijat Mohindra, the snaps show the 26-year-old pop star lying topless by the side of the pool.
I was taken by the headline: She was 100.00% topless, by gum. If she went 50% topless, would that involve displaying one boobie? Or a half of each nippie? What if she went 75% topless? Would that be a boobie and a half nip? I'm not up on the technical end of this stuff. What about 37.5% topless? I'm sure the Daily Star.uk has experts who can track this. Now, when you get down to 12.7% percent topless are we talkin' about cleavage only?
Utterly bare on top, she covered up elsewhere with a pair of checkered slacks and a few chunky chain bracelets.
My grandkids used to like her teevee show. She played a rock star who was actually a sensible kid underneath. So she really is a pretty good actress.
Posted by:Fred

#13  The last line made me smile. although in a retro relationship she had to virtue signal to everyone how progressive she is sexually.
Posted by: ruprecht   2019-08-02 20:14  

#12  So it is confirmed. Miley is a boy.
Posted by: Glomosh Munster6010   2019-08-02 18:35  

#11  Well, Bobby, the video does say some folks may find the contents distressing..... oh yeah...
Posted by: Mercutio   2019-08-02 13:02  

#10  Over-exposed and uninteresting. The picture, I mean.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-08-02 12:17  

#9  Agree with the inline comments. Her tattoos, strange hair, and weird tongue stuff are off-putting. She should/could be a knockout if she knocked it off and went for the classy look.
Posted by: ruprecht   2019-08-02 11:01  

#8  Probably needs more money to put new tires on the house.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2019-08-02 10:43  

#7  I had not seen her so enrobed.

Fred! I thought this was a Family Site!
Posted by: Bobby   2019-08-02 09:33  

#6  Only 26? She seems very much more than that.
Posted by: Cesare   2019-08-02 08:58  

#5  Excellent inlines Fred!

Has anyone not seen her topless?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2019-08-02 08:44  

#4  Madonna Jr. struggling for relevance: "Look at meeeeee"
Posted by: Frank G   2019-08-02 06:53  

#3  I find it quite satisfying that her Dad has knocked her (and almost everyone else）off the stage with a rather clever country-rap song duo that's only 2 minutes long. Twerk that!
Posted by: Beau   2019-08-02 04:36  

#2  She's getting old and desperate. She's just trying to remain relevant and failing.
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2019-08-02 03:08  

#1  â˜» Beetlejuice molesting 35% topless demented girl.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-08-02 02:02  

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