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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Bishop to Exorcise Demons from Whole City While Flying Over It in Chopper
2019-06-16
[SPUTNIKNEWS] Bishop of Buenaventura Ruben Dario Jaramillo Montoya is planning to sprinkle holy water over the Colombian city, which has been hit by a wave of violence, from a helicopter in an attempt to chase away demons. With this act, the Catholic holy man wants to stop the violence in the district capital of Valle del Cauca.

The bishop who devised the unconventional means to curb crime has gained the support of the National Navy for his plan to pour water on the entire population in order to chase out demons.

"We want to go around the whole of Buenaventura from the air and pour holy water onto it to see if we perform an exorcism [we can] get out all those demons that are destroying our port, so that God’s blessing will come and get rid of all the wickedness that is in our streets", he told the Colombian broadcaster Blu Radio.

The Catholic holy man, as cited by The Daily Star, noted that the devil should be removed to see whether locals are able to "get back the tranquillity the city has lost with all this crime, wickedness and the drug trafficking". The large-scale exorcism is planned for mid-July, when the city festival is set to take place, according to the bishop.

His announcement came about a week after the body of 10-year-old Diana Tatiana Rodriguez, allegedly abused and tortured before her death, was discovered ‐ something which shocked the city and the whole country. Buenaventura has witnessed a spike in violence over recent months, as 51 murders have been registered there from January until May, which are 20 killings more than over the same period year last year. The city was reportedly one of the municipalities that suffered the most in the military conflict in Colombia and has become a strategic spot for narcos smuggling cocaine to the US.
Should they have announced this ahead of time? What if the exorcism doesn’t take if the possessed body in question steps under a roof overhang or opens an umbrella?
Posted by:Fred

#6  ^^If it works then we should set up a GoFundMe to finance this for Washington D.C.
Posted by: magpie   2019-06-16 16:51  

#5  :Heh: I just want to see if it really is effective... (Bookmarks article and tries to remember to ask again in 6 months or so)
Posted by: magpie   2019-06-16 16:48  

#4  Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Glenmore   2019-06-16 12:27  

#3  Maybe it takes a pope and an A-10. They should keep trying.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-06-16 09:27  

#2  Tried it in NYC
Doesn't work
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-06-16 08:43  

#1  I guessed Bee.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-06-16 01:04  

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