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India-Pakistan
Polio vaccination teams told to focus on interpersonal relations
2019-06-05
[DAWN] The polio
...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...
programme has directed vaccination teams to focus more on interpersonal relations in order to negate the misconception that eradicating polio is a ’foreign agenda’.

In addition, a questionnaire polio vaccination officials must fill out at every house they visit has been simplified so it can be filled in one minute.

"In the past, teams would take 10 minutes to fill the questionnaire. Although the questionnaire will not be filled in just one minute, the teams have been directed to spend 10 minutes at each house and build relationships with the families, ask about their issues and discuss household matters.

"This strategy will be used in the upcoming polio campaign, which will be held in the last week of June, and hopefully we will get better results," Prime Minister’s Focal Person on Polio Babar Bin Atta told Dawn.

He added that many people believe that eradicating polio is part of a foreign agenda, leading them to resist the vaccinations.
Posted by:Fred

#5  "We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and..."
*SLAM*
Posted by: Frank G   2019-06-05 19:05  

#4  ...the teams have been directed to spend 10 minutes at each house and build relationships with the families
Sounds like typical Top Management double-speak where they want you to "Do More tasks in Less time on a Smaller budget". In this case defend yourselves with smiles...
Posted by: magpie   2019-06-05 18:29  

#3  While I don't deny the importance of inter-personal relations, I'd be focusing on body armor and perimeter defense.

And don't forget to autoclave the needles after use!
Posted by: SteveS   2019-06-05 17:52  

#2  people believe that eradicating polio is part of a foreign agenda

Yupp. Who else would be daft enough to care ?
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-06-05 16:52  

#1  spend 10 minutes at each house and build relationships with the families, ask about their issues and discuss household matters

"So, Abdul. How's things with the family ?"
"Heh..good. Inshallah. Just gave the wife her third beating of the week. My 12 year old's becoming a man, heh heh. Raped the neighbor's sheep on Eid."
"Hmmm... well Abdul, now sign here."
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-06-05 16:51  

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