[NYPOST] A depraved Nebraska man has been incarceratedYou have the right to remain silent...
for having sex with his biological daughter ‐ even marrying her when cops were on the case, according to reports.
Inbreeding, anyone?
Travis Fieldgrove, 40, was tracked down by daughter Samantha Kershner, 21, after pleading with her mom to tell her who her real dad was, according to the Omaha World-Herald.
"My real dad is Prince Charles, ain't he, maw?"
Kershner was allegedly motivated to get intimate over "a jealous competition with her half-sister regarding who could have sex with their father," according to the paper, which cited a court affidavit.
"Betcha I could get Paw to pork me quicker'n yew!"
The father-daughter relationship had turned sexual by September last year, and the pair married on Oct. 1 at the Adams County Courthouse in Hastings, according to the affidavit."Yessir, yer honor! Do the honors!"
DNA results showed a 99.999% probability that Fieldgrove was her dad, the affidavit said.
"Yep. We even got the same neck tattoos!"
"Evidence leading up to the arrest suggests that Fieldgrove and (the daughter) were aware of the biological relationship before being intimate,
"Paw, yew don't suppose there's some kinda biological relationship betwixt us, do yew?"and further indicates that they quickly married one another after being notified of the investigation," the Grand Island Police Department said at the time of their arrests.
"Why shore there is, honey! We're father an' daughter!"
"Maybe we oughta get married!"
"Good idea!"
Fieldgrove, of St. Paul, Nebraska, initially was charged with committing incest, a felony, but under a plea deal, pleaded no contest to an attempt charge, according to the report.
"It wuz jest an attempt on her honor, yer honor! Happened to work, that's all!"
He was incarcerated
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for two years, with Hall County District Judge Mark Young giving credit for 121 days already served.
"Oh, paw! I'll wait fer yew!"
He also was ordered to serve a year’s post-release supervision with no contact with his daughter.
"I'll wait even longer, paw!"
Defense attorney Jeff Loeffler told the World-Herald that Fieldgrove is embarrassed by the offense and claimed his client suffers from a brain injury and is not a "high-functioning" person.
We guessed that.
She's 21 but he's the only one guilty here?