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| Alabama Girl Crushed As Mother Explains She May Never Have Opportunity To Kill Offspring |
| 2019-05-17 |
 [Babylon Bee] TUSCALOOSA, AL‐Seven-year-old Gloria Hutchins was taken aside by her mother today and informed that thanks to new abortion laws, she may never enjoy the opportunity to kill her offspring. The two shared tears as Hutchin's mother, Heather, explained how, back in the good old days, if she decided she wanted to have sex without any discrepancy or thought, that was totally fine because she could always just end the life she had created. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #3 The Babylon Bee is just great! But are we really sure this one is satire? |
| Posted by: Tom 2019-05-17 13:35 |
| #2 OMG, she is now going to have to take responsibility for her actions... Think ahead little girl.. |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2019-05-17 10:54 |
| #1 Can you imagine the amount of counseling that will have to be done if "running other people's lives" is ever found unconstitutional? |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-05-17 08:16 |