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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man weighing 900lb will be CUT OUT of his mobile home on judge's orders so he can attend a court hearing to face cocaine conspiracy charges
2019-05-14
[Daily Mail, where America gets its news]
  • Kenneth T. Hicks, 48, is scheduled to plead guilty in U.S. District Court in Richmond, Virginia on Monday

  • He is one of seven people charged in a cocaine conspiracy distribution case - intent to distribute more than a pound of cocaine from 2013 to 2017

  • A judge last week approved an unusual transportation plan to ensure Hicks could make the hearing because he is confined to his bed

  • It may involve cutting through a wall in his mobile home, bracing the structure and cutting down some trees so he can be removed

  • The hearing will take place in the loading dock at the rear of the court
Posted by:Skidmark

#9  stacy abrams is jealous: wonder if SI is going to do a male swimsuit issue featuring plus sized guys
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2019-05-14 11:24  

#8  Imagine the poor son of a bitch who shares his cell.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-05-14 10:50  

#7  Anyone remember the puddle of fat vampire in Blade? Thinking that, rather than Jabba.

Jabba had structure, and could move. Plus he had a keen eye for the 'ladies'.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2019-05-14 10:29  

#6  Just seal his trailer. Prevent food delivery - only water. Check back next May
Posted by: Frank G   2019-05-14 09:20  

#5  Bulked up for his role in Star Wars as Jabba the Hut?
Posted by: Phomorong Pelosi5448   2019-05-14 08:18  

#4  Hicks was awesome in Aliens - what the hell happened to him?
Posted by: Raj   2019-05-14 07:02  

#3  intent to distribute

Imagine the number of colon balloons.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-05-14 06:16  

#2  Can't move but "somehow" 10s of thousand of calories find their way into his mouth daily...
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-05-14 04:59  

#1  The hearing will take place in the loading dock at the rear of the court

OK, I laffed. Seems to me, this case would be better served if Mohamed (aka the judge) went to the mountain instead of vice versa.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-05-14 01:02  

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