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Octopus sucks onto woman's face and wouldn't let go as she tries to eat it alive
2019-05-08
Posted by:Skidmark

#13  Hey! That’s my move!

You talking culinary or carnal, VR?
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-05-08 19:44  

#12  All that sucking face should have trained it and worked in Vegas what tips!
Posted by: Omorong Black8889   2019-05-08 17:33  

#11  Octo should have done a full Alien face sucker on her.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-05-08 15:57  

#10  Nervous waiter wrestles with both as he tries to get her to enter pin on the swiping machine meanwhile.

You can't depart without paying, you see.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-05-08 12:49  

#9  
#2,

Elected best of the week with days to go.
Good one!
Posted by: Roger Smith   2019-05-08 11:50  

#8  Hey! That’s my move!
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy   2019-05-08 10:35  

#7  The real question is why are you holding something with living suction cups to your face?

Idiot.
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-05-08 09:38  

#6  One of the BBC nature shows showed a shark trying to dig an octopus out of a rocky shelter. The smart creature wriggled their tentacles into the sharks gills, suffocating it. The fish let go, and the octopus stayed in the shelter.
Posted by: Bobby   2019-05-08 08:55  

#5  It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.


--Spawn of Cthulhu --
Posted by: AlanC   2019-05-08 08:14  

#4  "And the Calimari is really fresh..."
Posted by: ed in texas   2019-05-08 05:22  

#3  If octopi lived longer we'd be in big trouble.
Posted by: Fred   2019-05-08 01:55  

#2  Sometimes you eat the octopus, sometimes the octopus eats you. Circle of life, man.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-05-08 00:57  

#1  Sushi sucks.
Posted by: Phaick Uneretle6310   2019-05-08 00:31  

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