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Octopus sucks onto woman's face and wouldn't let go as she tries to eat it alive |
2019-05-08 |
Posted by:Skidmark |
#13 Hey! That’s my move! You talking culinary or carnal, VR? |
Posted by: Skidmark 2019-05-08 19:44 |
#12 All that sucking face should have trained it and worked in Vegas what tips! |
Posted by: Omorong Black8889 2019-05-08 17:33 |
#11 Octo should have done a full Alien face sucker on her. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2019-05-08 15:57 |
#10 Nervous waiter wrestles with both as he tries to get her to enter pin on the swiping machine meanwhile. You can't depart without paying, you see. |
Posted by: Dron66046 2019-05-08 12:49 |
#9 #2, Elected best of the week with days to go. Good one! |
Posted by: Roger Smith 2019-05-08 11:50 |
#8 Hey! That’s my move! |
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2019-05-08 10:35 |
#7 The real question is why are you holding something with living suction cups to your face? Idiot. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2019-05-08 09:38 |
#6 One of the BBC nature shows showed a shark trying to dig an octopus out of a rocky shelter. The smart creature wriggled their tentacles into the sharks gills, suffocating it. The fish let go, and the octopus stayed in the shelter. |
Posted by: Bobby 2019-05-08 08:55 |
#5 It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. --Spawn of Cthulhu -- |
Posted by: AlanC 2019-05-08 08:14 |
#4 "And the Calimari is really fresh..." |
Posted by: ed in texas 2019-05-08 05:22 |
#3 If octopi lived longer we'd be in big trouble. |
Posted by: Fred 2019-05-08 01:55 |
#2 Sometimes you eat the octopus, sometimes the octopus eats you. Circle of life, man. |
Posted by: SteveS 2019-05-08 00:57 |
#1 Sushi sucks. |
Posted by: Phaick Uneretle6310 2019-05-08 00:31 |