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Missed It By That Much: Hillary Clinton Almost Wins 'Wheel Of Fortune' But Then Shouts 'Easter Worshiper' Instead Of 'Christian' |
2019-04-24 |
[Babylon Bee] Some people think Hillary Clinton is robotic and hard to sympathize with, but even our hearts went out to her on this one. On a special politicians' episode of Wheel of Fortune, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton nearly took home the grand prize. She was on the last puzzle of the regular rounds of the game, which read, CHRISTI_N. The audience began to cheer as it appeared Clinton had finally won something. *snicker* But, as is usual for Clinton, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, and shouted "Easter worshiper!" instead of the obvious answer, which was "Christian." Heartbreaker! Clinton has demanded an appeal, claiming that although she lost fair and square, she feels like she won, as Christians are kinda Easter worshipers, even though no one ever says that. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#7 Tell her the letter she picked was wrong, come back from commercial minus a host and two contestants. Oh wait, just one, the other is in the back with Bill. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-04-24 14:43 |
#6 Why would anyone want to commit to having to fumigate an entire studio. |
Posted by: Woodrow 2019-04-24 14:28 |
#5 Yeah, she isn't charismatic enough to make it past auditions. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2019-04-24 12:33 |
#4 #3 - Point taken and done |
Posted by: Frank G 2019-04-24 10:50 |
#3 *Snort* Thanks for the laugh, B. Still, this ought to be in "Opinion" section.... |
Posted by: magpie 2019-04-24 10:48 |
#2 It's the Babble On Bee. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2019-04-24 09:03 |
#1 Herb - you know what this is called, right? |
Posted by: Raj 2019-04-24 07:32 |