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Chilling moment crocodile surfaces in a murky river holding a missing snorkeller in its jaws
2019-04-23
  • Darlin Uti, 30, was snorkelling in an Indonesian river to fix an underwater pipe

  • But a crocodile dragged him down by biting his crotch despite Darlin's sister's attempts to save him

  • The next day, the crocodile emerged from the water carrying Darlin's body

  • Rescuers retrieved Darlin's body intact and it was returned to his family

  • There has been a rise in crocodile attacks in Indonesia in the last year
Posted by:Skidmark

#3  Poor Deacon Blues, cut you reminded me of this old joke:

Posted byu/derekds123456
1 year ago
One evening an old farmer went down to the pond...
Long

One evening an old Alabama farmer went to go down to the pond, as he hasn't been there in a while, he grabbed a five gallon bucket and some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard some voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted at him "we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked". Holding the bucket up he said "I'm here to feed the alligator..."
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2019-04-23 11:40  

#2  Seeking Cure For Ignorance I grew up in South Alabama. We skied in the rivers but had to stop when the gators started coming back. Then we had to be very careful swimming in the ponds. Water moccasins and gators are just too much.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2019-04-23 08:01  

#1  Remind me not to go swimming in southern US rivers!
Posted by: Seeking Cure For Ignorance   2019-04-23 04:49  

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