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South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions
2019-04-07
[BBC] A suspected rhino poacher has been trampled on by an elephant then eaten by a pride of lions in Kruger National Park, South Africa.

Accomplice poachers told the victim's family that he had been killed by an elephant on Tuesday. Relatives notified the park ranger.

A search party struggled to find the body but eventually found a human skull and a pair of trousers on Thursday.
"Headless body found in topless bar"
The managing executive of the park extended his condolences to the family.

"Entering Kruger National Park illegally and on foot is not wise," he said. "It holds many dangers and this incident is evidence of that."

Kruger National Park has an ongoing problem with poaching and there remains a strong demand for rhino horn in Asian countries.

On Saturday, Hong Kong airport authorities seized the biggest haul of rhino horn in five years, valued at $2.1m (£1.6m).
Posted by:Besoeker

#10  And then monkeys flung about the lion's poop.

Some people... Dust thou art but unto shit thou shalt return.
Posted by: Dron66046   2019-04-07 21:20  

#9  Ma Nature is not a coffee table book, ya know.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2019-04-07 14:28  

#8  The glorious circle of life.
Posted by: DarthVader   2019-04-07 14:21  

#7  The part where the poacher gets pooped out and birds pick at it is the best...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-04-07 13:46  

#6  Did the hunted Elephant win some human made hands?

/Larry Niven Bandersnatch for those who didnt get the reference.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-04-07 10:05  

#5  "Sorry for your loss, Ma'am. This bag of lion scat appears to be most of your son"
Posted by: Frank G   2019-04-07 09:51  

#4  Sometimes you get the $(ASSORTED_ANIMALS), sometimes the $(ASSORTED_ANIMALS) get you.
Posted by: Blossom Theating6051   2019-04-07 09:23  

#3  Not a fan of sweetbreads apparently.
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-04-07 09:14  

#2  The lion’s name is Karma? ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2019-04-07 09:04  

#1  ...As a dear friend of mine put it regarding this story, "Karma's a b!tch. Then she eats you."

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2019-04-07 07:56  

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