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Russian woman chases off moose with flying cat
2019-03-20
[THEMOSCOWTIMES] When approached by a wild moose, one local resident of Russia's republic of Bashkortostan took the only reasonable course of action: flinging the nearest available cat to scare it off.

In a video widely shared on the Russian internet, the woman, a resident of the town of Oktyabrsky, is seen hurling a cat at the moose. The unsuspecting moose appeared surprised by such unorthodox measures.

Fortunately for the (presumably) equally surprised cat, it missed the larger mammal on its impressive trajectory through the air. The elk is seen running away after the near collision.

There were no reports on the cat's condition following the close encounter — but it’s likely that the feline landed on all four feet.

Posted by:Fred

#14  ^ Hah. I've never once tried that. You (and Twain) found something I didn't have to learn the hard way. Thanks!
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2019-03-20 22:41  

#13  "A man who picks a cat up by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way" - Samuel Clemens
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-03-20 20:18  

#12  She used a catapult . . . .
Posted by: gorb   2019-03-20 18:57  

#11  Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2019-03-20 15:41  

#10  A frightened cat can do an awful lot of damage.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2019-03-20 13:07  

#9  thats a pretty small moose, a one to two year old it looks like
Posted by: 746   2019-03-20 10:21  

#8  a moose bit my sister once
Posted by: 746   2019-03-20 10:20  

#7  ...Moose Pon Farr.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-03-20 09:43  

#6  They can be a supreme pain in the a$$ during the rut. They become hyper territorial and will attack anything, logging trucks, trains, and everything in between. Wonderful to eat however.
Posted by: Cesare   2019-03-20 09:06  

#5  Boris and Natashya have certainly changed over the years. Maybe Fearless Leader should look into it.
Posted by: ed in texas   2019-03-20 07:40  

#4  
Posted by: Skidmark   2019-03-20 06:16  

#3  Say "moose and squirrel flying cat".
Posted by: SteveS   2019-03-20 03:15  

#2  I don't know what I would have done. Maybe flashed it if I wasn't worried about it dying of laughter.
Posted by: gorb   2019-03-20 01:38  

#1  That's clever. I'd run, too!
Posted by: Beau   2019-03-20 01:27  

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