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| AOC Warns Nation She's Making An Extensive List Of Failed Socialist Policies She Plans To Implement |
| 2019-03-03 |
| [Babylon Bee] WASHINGTON, D.C.‐Addressing the nation, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez warned her fellow Americans that she has an extensive list of failed socialist policies she'll implement one at a time. She waved the list around menacingly, frightening the nation in a video posted to her various social media accounts. The list reportedly contained hundreds of economic and social policies that would absolutely destroy the nation. From government takeovers of key industries to centralized planning of the economy, the list was absolutely packed with horrible ideas. Ocasio-Cortez warned the country that she would implement them if her demands are not met. "I have here in my hand a list of 205 socioeconomic policies that failed every time they were implemented," she said threateningly, "and I swear to Karl, I will implement them if I have to." "Listen, I already lost 25,000 jobs for my constituents---just imagine what I could do to the whole country," she concluded ominously. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #8 Marxism does not recognize the concept of "your own money." But the nomenclatura do OK nonetheless... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-03-03 12:03 |
| #7 There's a active destruction of disagreement-space in the politics of narcissism aka marxism. In capitalism you can try your own thing and see if it works with your own money. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2019-03-03 11:47 |
| #6 Yes, the Cult of Personality is definitely a "there can be only one" proposition. I just don't think AOC can play the sort of hardball necessary to pull that off. Of course, Bernie, Spartacus, Kamela and the mid-America muzz sisters probably can't either. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2019-03-03 11:05 |
| #5 What about Fauxahontas and Ganja Brahman? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2019-03-03 11:04 |
| #4 Hillary is fading away — all those health issues and a really strong need not to attract the attention of various authorities who mustn’t be disttracted from Orange Man Bad. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2019-03-03 09:52 |
| #3 Pelosi called for him to simply resign a couple of days ago. She knows that's the only way he'll not be re-elected in 2020. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2019-03-03 08:02 |
| #2 He already has Hillary, Fauxahontas, and Ganja Girl. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2019-03-03 07:58 |
| #1 This young lady is Donald's 2020 insurance policy. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2019-03-03 07:54 |