[The News (Pak)] A 22-year-old Pak woman who was shot by the Indian Border Security Force personnel died at a hospital in Amritsar, media reports said on Saturday.
"Oh! I feel dead! Am I dead yet?"
Gulshan Bibi, suffering from a psychological disorder, was the resident of Narowal. She mistakenly crossed the Pakistain-India border and was killed by the Indian armed forces which declared her a terrorist.
"She ain't no terrorist!"
"Well. I'm scared of her!"
"Me, too!"
"So am I!"
"You're her Mom!"
"She still gives me the willies!"
"I'm dead now, ain't I?"
"No, when you're dead you won't feel like that."
"What will I feel like?"
"Dead."
Indian media outlets quoted their army as saying she was mentally fit.
"Yep. Had a mind like a steel trap, she did."
"Whut kinda steel trap?"
"A sink trap."
The BSF took her to the Guru Nanak Civil Hospital where she succumbed to her wounds.
"Look, am I dead yet? Cause if not, I'm goin' for a cuppa coffee."
"Any time now."
"I hope it's soon. I really need the money."
"You need what money?"
"The life insurance, you know."
"What are you gonna buy with it?"
"I've always wanted a golf cart."
"You play golf?"
"Dunno. Never had a cart."
Gulshan Bibi's family has appealed to Prime Minister Imran Khan
... aka
Taliban Khan, who is the lightweight's lightweight...
to have her body returned to Pakistain. Her uncle told a private television channel on Saturday that she had left their house at night three days ago and crossed the border near a check-post.
You guys mind if I shortcut through here?"
"You'd have to be a retard to do somethin' like that."
He asked the premier for help in bringing the body back so her funeral rites could take place.
"Will I be dead by then?"
"If you ain't, don't let on. Otherwise they'll drone on for hours."