Hereditary President-for-Life Bashir Pencilneckal-Assad
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will likely retake the entire country in the near future.
"President Bashir al-Assad has largely defeated the opposition and is now seeking to regain control over all of the Syrian territory", Coats said during a Senate committee hearing.
Coats told the Senate committee that while Assad would retake the entire country, he would do so by avoiding conflict with both
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"The regime will focus on retaking territory while seeking to avoid conflict with Israel and Turkey," he added.