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Man ends up with skin infection after injecting himself with semen to cure back pain
2019-01-18
[News24] The Irish Medical Journal recently published a case study of a 33-year-old man who injected himself with his own semen once a month to treat back pain.

According to the doctors who reported the case, the man had been complaining about a severe, sudden onset of backache after lifting a heavy steel object. The man, who had been suffering from regular bouts of backache throughout is life, decided to take matters into his own hands, purchased a hypodermic needle online and started injecting himself with his own semen.

Redness and rapid swelling

The case study reveals that the man "devised this cure without any independent medical advice". He had been injecting himself with an undisclosed dose of semen once a month, for at least 18 months.
Posted by:Besoeker

#4  Wow thanks for that. I will avoid doing that in future.

I wonder if he's made himself infertile?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-01-18 12:46  

#3  Meh. Present tense much better. WDIHM?
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2019-01-18 07:51  

#2  A magical Tennessee freeman
(but deity was he, or demon?)
Wooed young and wooed old
(more teh former, I'm told)
In the usual manner of gleemen.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2019-01-18 07:43  

#1  Redness and rapid swelling

...usually a known symptom associated with seman. I'll go over to the corner now.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-01-18 06:11  

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