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-Lurid Crime Tales-

Baltimore fugitive known by the alias "Doo-Doo Butt" arrested in York County

2019-01-10

[FOXBALTIMORE] Southwestern Regional Police announced Monday that they've arrested a wanted fugitive out of Baltimore in Spring Grove, Pa. Police say Anthony "Doo-Doo Butt" Ward, 21, was apprehended on the 400 block of N. Pine Ave on Dec. 26, 2018.
Gangsters' nicks have sure gone downhill since my day.
Ward was wanted for Attempted 1st Degree Murder for his involvement in a road-rage style shooting, according to police.
His sidekick, "Poo Poo Pants" Dudley is still on the run.
The SWRPD, along with officers from Baltimore City PD and U.S. Marshals took Ward into custody without incident.
They tossed him into the same cell with "Farty Heinie" Jones.

Posted by:Fred

#7 Speaking of funky butts and philosophers, or something... off the pile...

Philosophers, follow the pros:
The pose, the imposture, the nose!
Think deeply, and ponder
The smell of a hundred
Mohammedan Michel Foucaults.

~~Hat-tip~~ cheek-lift to Hemingway.

Posted by: Flomoting Javiling9013 2019-01-10 23:51

#6 I still laugh sometimes about inartfully scrawled graffiti, often involving similar monikers, seen on NO buses in... must've been the mid-Eighties. Heckuva harbinger, in retrospect, of the city's loss of style and sanity... if only I'd had the sense to see it. Then again, maybe it didn't have so far to fall...

Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2019-01-10 23:38

#5 His cousin, Eh Eh Poo Poo turned him in.

Posted by: crazyhorse 2019-01-10 22:14

#4 And they call him The Streak.

Posted by: Bob Wholutch8465 2019-01-10 11:57

#3 How would he feel if we took this to a higher level and called him Doo-Doo-Brain ?

Posted by: JohnQC 2019-01-10 11:15

#2 Was disappointed no mug shot a link.

Posted by: jpal 2019-01-10 09:39

#1 OK, I'll go for it.
"The police are wiping out crime in the area."
(Corner. Got it.)

Posted by: ed in texas 2019-01-10 07:18

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