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| Virgin Robots for Sale.... ewww |
| 2018-11-09 |
| Creepy as it may be, there's a whole new job type being created. Who would like a position cleaning these things after use? Health benefits not included. |
| Posted by:Elmavick Graling2726 |
| #5 All for naught if the user's firmware, uh, isn't... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-11-09 18:35 |
| #4 Depends on whether virginity is implemented in hardware or software. For software, a quick reboot does the job. For hardware, you need to whip out your, uhh, Allen wrench and swap out the "adaptor". |
| Posted by: SteveS 2018-11-09 14:41 |
| #3 But if you hit "'Control, Alt, Del" wouldn't that reboot restore the virginity counter to zero? |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2018-11-09 11:27 |
| #2 Are they programmed to lie? Asking for a friend. |
| Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2018-11-09 08:26 |
| #1 So used robot salesmen will be slimier than used car salesmen? |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-11-09 07:56 |