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Prisoners Demand Home Office Payment for Running Prison |
2018-08-22 |
[News Biscuit] Prisoners are demanding that the Home Office formalises the long standing arrangement whereby they run all of Britain’s prisons, and pay them for labour that has hitherto been done for free. ’It’s really hard work, running a prison’ said Big Ron, currently serving 10 years for armed robbery, as de-facto acting governor of B wing of Birmington prison and a variety of recreational substances to eager customers ’But if those G4S w*nkers can manage to get paid for not running this dump, then me and my mates should get paid for doing it, even if it is a complete shit-hole. After all, we ain’t goin’ to get very rich from jus’ selling drugs to a load of fellow lags what ain’t got no money.’ ’And we gets f*ck-all help from the screws. The idle bastards jus’ locks thes’ selves in their office, cowerin’ an’ wimperin’. It’s not even as though they’d come to any harm if they came out an’ tried lookin after us. Well, not much harm. If they is co-operative, know what I mean?’ ’But the stress of running a prison criminals is beginnin’ to get to me’ he concluded. ’It’s enough to drive you to drink ‐ or drugs.’ NewsBiscuit was launched by John O’Farrell in September 2006 with the noble aims of eradicating global poverty, creating a lasting peace in the Middle East and providing a daily dose of humour to bored people at work. And in many respects we have already achieved so much more. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#4 and in the US: US inmates nationwide strike to protest 'modern slavery and nobody cares...heh.. |
Posted by: 3dc 2018-08-22 13:03 |
#3 Procopius2k, the tag line for the News Biscuit site is “the news before it happens”. I’ve moved this article to opinion. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2018-08-22 10:10 |
#2 Speaking of Mile End, and knocking coppers about... |
Posted by: Spomotch Tojo8010 2018-08-22 09:49 |
#1 Anyone else notice that in our own 13th Amendment, there is a "however" clause? Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction. Our sit for life aristocracy, the judiciary, has taken upon itself to delete that portion of the written Constitution, regardless of the Article V amending process. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2018-08-22 07:54 |