[MIAMIHERALD] Have you seen Abe the Armadillo? He got away from Nebraska police during a chase"Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for... uh... an armadillo."
The armadillo was running around downtown Lincoln, Nebraska, when police tried to catch the armored-critter.
"Roger, Lincoln One! Do you have a description?"
Officer Andrew Vocasek spotted the nine-banded armadillo while investigating the report of a suspicious vehicle early Tuesday morning, the Lincoln Journal-Star reported.
"I think I've got a fix on him, chief... No. Sorry. This one's got a mustache!"
Vocasek tried for a "positive police contact," but the armadillo "was having none of it," the Lincoln Police Department posted to twitter at about 3:45 a.m. Tuesday.
"This is the police! Drop the grubs and step away with your paws up!"
The department also posted a video of the armadillo running near 13th and O St., which is near several businesses, including Walgreens, Jimmy John’s and some banks.
"Hello, police? There's an armadillo staring in my bedroom window!"
"Does he have a mustache?"
"No..."
"There's an APB out on him! Try and occupy his attention till we get there, lady!"
"I'm already naked! What else can I do?"
"Try shakin' yer booty for him!"
