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Tom Brady Shamed for Being Out of Shape
2018-07-24
[Boston.CBSlocal] Yeah? He still goes home to Giselle. Who do you go home to, Bubba?
Posted by:Mercutio

#11  Dear Mrs. Mercutio,

And she is not afraid to use it when she feels it is necessary. She also has a periwinkle flamethrower, too, which she uses quite expertly. If your husband has never shown up at home black and blue and/or missing his eyebrows, please take that as a good sign.

Sincerely,

gorb

Posted by: gorb   2018-07-24 20:34  

#10  TW_ will you send an email to my wife stating that?

Dear Mrs. Mercutio,

Your husband is always a perfect gentleman when he visits Rantburg. Were he ever to have acted otherwise, I was long ago given a lovely cluebat (decorated with the most charming periwinkle ribbons to match my highlight colour) with which to drive out those who misbehave. I should be delighted if you would join me for tea one day, and see for yourself.

Yours sincerely,
(Mrs) trailing wife
Posted by: trailing wife   2018-07-24 18:44  

#9  If Giselle is happy with the dad bod I think we can all smile.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2018-07-24 15:19  

#8  rubbing his balls
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-07-24 13:49  

#7  1) You should see some of his draft pictures back in 2000 - 2001; amazed he was drafted at all.
2) The same yahoos that are 'shaming' Tom will be rubbing his balls by October when they go 4-0.
Posted by: Raj   2018-07-24 12:32  

#6  TW_ will you send an email to my wife stating that? I'm afraid it would have to be notarized for her to believe it....
Posted by: Mercutio   2018-07-24 10:59  

#5  Oh Mercutio, you are a delight!
Posted by: trailing wife   2018-07-24 10:25  

#4  I apologize deeply for lowering the tone of Rantburg. The last sentence of the snark should have been:

"To whom do you go home, Bubba?"
Posted by: Mercutio   2018-07-24 08:38  

#3  Tom Brady is paid to read defenses, think fast and throw a football.
Posted by: Airandee    2018-07-24 06:15  

#2  I'm sure he's worried about the comments from random twitterers.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2018-07-24 05:08  

#1  If I went to Giselle every night, I guarantee you I would be in awesome shape.
Posted by: gorb   2018-07-24 01:53  

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