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Insider Proves Obama Wasn't Bowing to Saudi King
2018-06-16
[AmericanLibertyReport] One of the great controversies of the Chicago Jesus Obama administration has finally been cleared up. Ben Rhodes, the creative writing major who was placed in charge of creating a media echo chamber among stupid reporters to sucker America into the Iran nuclear deal, is publishing his memoirs this week.



Rhodes finally unravels the mystery of that photograph of Chicago Jesus Obama bowing to King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud in 2009. To the American people, that photograph sure did make it look like ‐ for the first time in history ‐ an American president was bowing and groveling to a foreign leader like a whiny, sniveling, submissive little coward.

But, Ben Rhodes’ new book clears it up. You see, Rhodes says Chicago Jesus Obama was not bowing in that photograph. Chicago Jesus Obama was simply bending over to examine a case of jewels that the king had just given him.

Wait, what?

Yes, sure enough, the State Department has confirmed that Chicago Jesus Obama and many of the members of his entourage for his Muslim Apology Tour 2009 accepted big sacks full of jewels from the Saudis.
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Posted by:Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

#15  Oops dropped muh keys again
Posted by: KBK   2018-06-16 22:58  

#14  So what is his excuse for bowing to Japan?
Posted by: gorb   2018-06-16 19:08  

#13  He wasn't bowing before the King of Saudi Arabia so much as he was bending over for the Iranian Ayatollah.
Posted by: The peanut gallery   2018-06-16 18:42  

#12  Firing up a doobie, if you ask me.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-06-16 16:29  

#11  No to mention that, according the the Profit, Blacks have the head of a donkey and are good for nothing but slavery. Those are the Prophets words, not mine.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2018-06-16 12:21  

#10  Of course he bowed. Non-Arab Muslims are inferior to Arab Muslims so should bow.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2018-06-16 12:18  

#9  Ben Rhodes said so... Okay, Nevermind then.
Posted by: magpie   2018-06-16 10:42  

#8  Barry wasn't bowing, it was just a reflexive response.
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-06-16 10:33  

#7  He was probably trying to get in range to use the mind control device.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2018-06-16 09:51  

#6  Wait, I don't remember a horde of jewels being reported by whatshisname after the trip

Actually the BS meter pegged on this one.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2018-06-16 09:47  

#5  So, it comes down to Obama's sockpuppet or "my lyin' eyes".
Give me a minute....
Tough one...
Posted by: ed in texas   2018-06-16 09:45  

#4  and if you can't trust Ben Rhodes...oh...wait
Posted by: Frank G   2018-06-16 07:59  

#3  Bath House Barry. Dirty even by sodomite standards...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-06-16 03:57  

#2  So he was fondling the Saudi family jewels?
Posted by: gorb   2018-06-16 02:13  

#1  Well either he whipped out his jewellers loupe for a quick appraisal as all POTUS's carry one with them for just these occasions or he's a whiny, sniveling, submissive little coward.
Your guess is as good as mine. But i'll go with #2
Posted by: Classer   2018-06-16 00:31  

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