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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car
2018-05-05
[CHICAGO.CBSLOCAL] A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.
"Get a horse!"
"We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car," said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. ".. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle."

The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.

Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.

Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the News Agency that Dare Not be Named reported.
Posted by:Fred

#7  Why so harsh? My dog was trying to hump a pillow yesterday and I just yelled at him and he stopped...
Posted by: Tennessee   2018-05-05 16:42  

#6  Dude Dude Dude! Not vulva, Volvo, VOLV-O!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2018-05-05 10:27  

#5  Was the man a Democrat? Well, there you have it then.
Posted by: Snealing Hupemble4679   2018-05-05 09:47  

#4  "Get a Horse"... ah, Fred.....
Posted by: Thaiper Ulick8841   2018-05-05 07:34  

#3  "I ain't falling for the banana in the tailpipe, Man"
Posted by: Frank G   2018-05-05 06:49  

#2  Might be a f150
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-05-05 05:29  

#1  Get a GTO!
Posted by: gorb   2018-05-05 01:44  

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