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Oregonian confesses to using bucket to conduct improper relations with Ellie |
2018-04-30 |
![]() Kenneth Lijah Duyck, 20, is in Washington County Jail Thursday on suspicion of sexual assault of an animal and second-degree burglary stemming from the incident last week on a rural property in Hillsboro. Duyck broke into the stable and went after a black mare named Ellie, The Oregonian reported, citing court records and police statements. The owner of the property later discovered a bucket overturned, and in a call to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office, said the animal was "tied up in an unusual way," FOX12 Oregon reported. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#12 Aggravated animal abuse if he was using the horse crop. |
Posted by: gorb 2018-04-30 10:29 |
#11 And what about the bucket? We all know miscreants are not responsible for their acts, it's the eeeeevil inanimate object's fault. Ban buckets! |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-04-30 09:20 |
#10 Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon. Ding! Ding! DING! Not even snarky and still a snark-o-the day front runner, with Trenchancy oak leaf cluster... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-04-30 09:17 |
#9 Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2018-04-30 08:58 |
#8 Now, you all are having way too much fun with this one. Take a breath and go look at the dirty politicians articles. |
Posted by: Mercutio 2018-04-30 08:18 |
#7 Once you go black mare, you never go back. |
Posted by: Raj 2018-04-30 06:53 |
#6 She never wears her blinders and sleigh bells in the stall. We knew something was amiss. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2018-04-30 06:44 |
#5 He wouldn't go for the goat, he knew she f*cked dirty foreigners... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-04-30 05:50 |
#4 Mr. Duyck has a rather inflated sense of his manhood. |
Posted by: Tholurong Jones1532 2018-04-30 04:59 |
#3 Now Ellie is a #MeToo member? |
Posted by: Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-04-30 03:22 |
#2 The funniest thing was he picked the ugliest one! |
Posted by: gorb 2018-04-30 02:04 |
#1 What’s a farm boy to do? |
Posted by: Kofi Hatfield1579 2018-04-30 00:10 |