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Wait. How Did Kobe Bryant Win An Oscar? |
2018-03-05 |
"I’ve always been told that as basketball players the expectation is that you play. This is all you know. This is all you do. Don’t think about handling finances. Don’t think about going into business. Don’t think that you want to be a writer ‐ that’s cute." Bryant told Lakers Nation. "I got that a lot. What do you want to do when you retire?" Bryant said. "Well, I want to be a storyteller.’ That’s cute. This is ... a form of validation for people to look and say, ’OK, he really can do something other than dribble and shoot.'" The short film is based off of a poem Bryant wrote to announce his retirement. Bryant has made the rounds in receiving prestigious awards from various organizations. The basketball star holds two Olympic gold medals, which can now stand beside his Oscar. |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#12 It's a lot like the participation awards for black kids. Gotta have those consolation prizes. Because racism. |
Posted by: Zhang Fei 2018-03-05 18:00 |
#11 Stephen A-hole Smith. As good a reason as you can get to change the channel... Posted by M. Murcek Amen and amen! What an absolute piece of work. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2018-03-05 16:49 |
#10 Stephen A-hole Smith. As good a reason as you can get to change the channel... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-03-05 16:46 |
#9 What about Space Jam?![]() |
Posted by: Skidmark 2018-03-05 13:47 |
#8 Next up? Nobel Peace Prize After what 0bumhole did to its reputation, why would he want that? |
Posted by: gorb 2018-03-05 13:29 |
#7 No it wasn't the Polanski award, Kobe's victim was "of age". She was not a drug addled 13-year old like Roman's. |
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2018-03-05 13:07 |
#6 Was this the Roman Polanski category award? |
Posted by: Thaick Sproing2064 2018-03-05 13:04 |
#5 This is the guy who raped a woman, right? No wonder Hollywood gave him an award. |
Posted by: Harcourt Angoluting9366 2018-03-05 11:56 |
#4 Accused rapist gets an oscar during the anti-rape oscar ceremony sends a confusing message about how serious Hollywood is. Then again it clarifies the liberal pecking order a bit for the new generation. Blacks still rank higher than women. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2018-03-05 11:53 |
#3 Best acting job by an anal rapist? You'd think he'd have more competition. Al |
Posted by: Frozen Al 2018-03-05 11:30 |
#2 Next up? Nobel Peace Prize |
Posted by: Frank G 2018-03-05 10:48 |
#1 Police Dash Cam videos should also be an awards category. Let's make it more inclusive, shall we ? |
Posted by: Besoeker 2018-03-05 08:31 |