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Heaviest snow in 30 years in Paris, FR |
2018-02-08 |
![]() (probably its much deeper in centimetres) fell on Paris late Tuesday, coating Montmartre, Notre Dame and the Eiffel Tower in a pristine layer of white. It was the largest snow accumulation in the French capital since 1987, according to Meteo France, and it brought the city to a halt Wednesday morning, the news website thelocal.fr reported: nice pictures at the link |
Posted by:lord garth |
#8 'Citroens roasting on an open fire,' |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2018-02-08 17:20 |
#7 My advice is to grow up in Northan Minnesota because everywhere else then seems like a heat wave. |
Posted by: C. Dark Lord of the Hatfields8922 2018-02-08 16:57 |
#6 A 'Dusting' for some climes. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2018-02-08 11:01 |
#5 So the floods went down, and then it snowed... Sounds like time for a Car-b-que! |
Posted by: ed in texas 2018-02-08 10:19 |
#4 Perhaps it's a good thing we don't get much snow here: 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***" 8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I'm taken away in a police car to the police station while my neighbors are cheering. 9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2018-02-08 09:03 |
#3 London's been unaffected. The alps have buckets of snow though. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2018-02-08 07:17 |
#2 If this doesn't get Snark 'O The Week, then nothing will. |
Posted by: Raj 2018-02-08 01:23 |
#1 With all that white I thought they'd surrendered. |
Posted by: Classer 2018-02-08 01:21 |