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Nonagenarian President-for-Life of Zim-bob-we who turned the former Breadbasket of Africa into the African Basket Case...'s resignation sparked wild celebrations and plunged the country into uncertainty.
"Against the backdrop of the latest developments in our country, your defence and security services would want to appeal to all Zim-bob-weans across the political divide to exercise maximum restraint and observe law and order to the fullest," Chiwenga said at a press briefing.