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According to data collected by the PBS, as export of services grew by 32.11pc, Pakistain earned $111.38 million against the services worth $84.31m.
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Pakistain earned $54.37m by exporting software consultancy services, showing growth of 69.22pc when compared to exports of $32.126m last year.
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Export of hardware consultancy services grew by 144.41pc to $0.72m as compared to the export of $0.3m of the same services during the last year.
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The services for maintenance and repairs of computers also earned $0.39m compared to $0.23m last year, showing growth of 68.97m.