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Afghanistan
Key Taliban leader assassinated by his own guards in Nangarhar
2017-08-15
[Khaama (Afghanistan)] A key provincial leader of the Taliban
...Arabic for students...
gunnies was assassinated by his own guards in eastern Nangarhar
The unfortunate Afghan province located adjacent to Mohmand, Kurram, and Khyber Agencies. The capital is Jalalabad. The province was the fief of Younus Khalis after the Soviets departed and one of his sons is the current provincial Taliban commander. Nangarhar is Haqqani country..
province of Afghanistan.
I seen dis movie.
The provincial police commandment in a statement confirmed that the incident took place late on Thursday night in the vicinity of Khogyani district.
Da hero, see, he joins da imperial guard cuz he's gotta rescue dis babe with da transparent bloomers and dis skimpy brassiere thing an' major cleavage...
The statement further added that a total of five Taliban gunnies including their local leader was killed in the attack.
See, he chops his way through da other guards, cuz he got all dem muscles...
The slain Taliban leader has been identified as Fazal Subhan also famous as Kaka
Dey named him dat cuz he's a real piece of... Well, you know.
who was rubbed out along with four of his lover companions in Khogyani district.
... Da four guards is all dead an' Kaka sees it an' he tries to shoot da hero, but he's outta bullets, so he throws da gun at him an' tries to escape on his technical wid da girl in da back...
According to Nangarhar police, Subhan was a key leader of the Taliban group in Khogyani district and was the brother of Mawlavi Nik Mohammad, another big shot of the Taliban group.
... but da hero hangs onto da tailgate an' climbs up on da roof, an' punches Kaka a few times through da window an' da technical wrecks an' Kaka tries to run away but da good guy an' da girl shoot him wid da antiaircraft gun an' den dey get away...
Posted by:Fred

#1  Great script, Fred! Have your people call my people - we'll do lunch.
Posted by: Pappy   2017-08-15 10:40  

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