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Home Front: Politix
Trump presidency sparks boom in ‘professional cuddling services' industry
2017-08-07
[Michelle Malkin] When President Trump said he’s going to be good for business, he wasn’t joking:
This room is called The Love Dome and hosts events including yoga, dance and private parties. Every Wednesday and Saturday night, The Love Dome is host to Cuddle Sanctuary, an organization that leads group cuddle events, professional cuddling and training for professionals. This is one of their group cuddle sanctuaries.

Fun fact: Bill Clinton used to refer to the Oval Office as "The Love Dome," but I digress:
Fei Wyatt, the iPad-toting host, is Cuddle Sanctuary’s Chief People Officer, a professional cuddler and certification program leader and the facilitator for tonight’s cuddle. In an hour’s time, she’ll be chaperoning a room full of strangers spooning each other on the floor.

The elephant in the room during some of these sessions, though, is the current state of the country’s affairs. Since November ‐ and the election of Donald Trump ‐ professional cuddling services have seen a spike in client interest.

Snowflakes melt slower TOGETHER!
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  Never think that, #4 Raj.

You'll always be disappointed.
Posted by: Barbara   2017-08-07 20:46  

#6  Cuddle sanctuaries = "Safe spaces" for college graduate snowflakes?

Get a friggin life.
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-08-07 18:40  

#5  
Posted by: DepotGuy    2017-08-07 12:16  

#4  Just when you think things could not get more absurd...
Posted by: Raj   2017-08-07 11:06  

#3  Wow, a certified professional cuddler.

You find them in bars and walking on the street corners after dark. They charge hourly.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-08-07 09:25  

#2  Wow, a certified professional cuddler.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-08-07 07:52  

#1  Plotting the revolution while cuddling?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-08-07 04:23  

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