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Not Being Stupid Is ‘Cognitive Privilege’ Now, Which Is Just Like White Privilege
2017-08-01
[LEGALINSURRECTION] The University of Iowa’s student newspaper has announced the discovery of a special privilege which intelligent people acquire as an accident of birth. This new privilege — called “cognitive privilege” — functions in essentially the same way as white privilege.
They're students. It wouldn't be fair to expect them to understand the differences between knowledge, wisdom, and processing speed.
The Daily Iowan revealed the discovery of this new privilege earlier this week.

Garden-variety white privilege “is an important topic that deserves a public discussion,” the op-ed on “cognitive privilege” explains, but it is also “prudent to at least mention the wider concept contained therein: that of privilege itself.”

Privilege in general is “the receipt of certain benefits wholly through accident of birth and it is “undeniable that privilege itself is a reality,” the student newspaper explains.

As with skin color and much else, Daily Iowan author Dan Williams argues, people have no control over how smart they are. Life is a huge cosmic lottery full of winners and losers.

Cognitive privilege is one of “many kinds of privilege besides white privilege.”

Also, Williams declares, robots will wipe out manual labor jobs but will somehow not affect jobs available to members of a special cognitive elite.
Posted by:Fred

#21  When freedmen were mustered but collared,
Though calls and responses was hollered,
Attacks on the Saxon
Were not for Judge Jackson,
A C-note whose sense should be followed.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-08-01 22:32  

#20  #11. LOL.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-08-01 16:16  

#19  #5 - great story; read it if you (or someone you know) has not.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-08-01 16:05  

#18  While I was growing up, this was called "Being blessed by God" in Church. The reason Marxists and SJWs don't like this form of attribution is that the one being blessed is accountable to God, excluding the possibility of someone goose-stepping into your life and telling you that you are accountable to THEM.
Posted by: Ptah   2017-08-01 12:46  

#17  
Posted by: Spike Spomoter7482   2017-08-01 12:01  

#16  C'mon, they weren't serious when they wrote this. This is satire, right? Right?

In the milieu where they're going to abolish algebra because 'African-Americans' can't hack it?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-08-01 11:54  

#15  If you are share Marxist world-view, Yes, you can be that silly.
Back in 2009 all of the talking heads were in love with the word "reify" and this brought me to look up the Reification(Marxism) wiki. You can agree that everyone can only have 24 hours in a day, but only a Marxist would assert that the this means that all rewards be equal. Or that there are not workers that produce better work if you pay them to go home and stay there...
Posted by: magpie   2017-08-01 11:37  

#14  Abu,

One would hope this is satire...

Remember what Albert said "The difference between genius and stupity is that genius has its limits"

Gadzooks, when are the academics going to move on to something new? All of this critical theory stuff is getting BORING
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2017-08-01 11:17  

#13  C'mon, they weren't serious when they wrote this. This is satire, right? Right?
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2017-08-01 09:54  

#12   Free trips to Venus for EVERYONE!!!
Management and administrators will be in the first ship.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-08-01 09:26  

#11  Free trips to Venus for EVERYONE!!!
Posted by: Pliny Glons2836   2017-08-01 09:12  

#10  All of their electronic warfare stuff computers and altered food have made it so most if not all of them have no cognitive abilities anymore how stupid do the real research and science!
Posted by: Crinegum Ulaigum2776   2017-08-01 09:09  

#9  On the flip side of this, we could force people to go through a simulation and those that can't move well, think quickly on their feet and improvise are killed.

Takes care of 85% of the human population right there.
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-08-01 09:01  

#8  Intelligence is finite. There are just more people today.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-08-01 08:53  

#7  Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity cannot.
Posted by: Seeking cure for ignorance   2017-08-01 07:02  

#6  Harrison Bergeron is the story CF is looking for.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2017-08-01 06:19  

#5  Reminds me of a story where the average and more intelligent were forced to wear headphones which would belt out very loud sounds every 5 seconds or something to jolt them so they could never finish a train of thought.

In other words force everyone to the lowest level
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-08-01 05:42  

#4  Usually for others.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-08-01 05:17  

#3  Stupidity is not a crime, but all too often carries a death penalty.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-08-01 05:11  

#2  Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

-Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-08-01 02:43  

#1  Shove it all up that Professors ass from whence it came.
Posted by: newc   2017-08-01 00:46  

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