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| Drug dealer arrested after calling police to report stolen cocaine |
| 2017-07-21 |
 [TELEGRAPH.CO.UK] David Blackmon probably won't go down in history as a criminal criminal mastermind, at least judging by the ridiculous reason for his arrest.The 32-year-old "self-proclaimed drug pusher" stunned police in Florida when he called 911 to report his cocaine had been stolen, along with some cash. He told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office that "someone had entered his car while it was parked and stole $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine". |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #4 What kind of award does this guy get? While in prison he won't be contributing to the gene pool, sort of a temporary Darwin's award. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2017-07-21 17:53 |
| #3 Our next Progressive President has been picked! |
| Posted by: Crinegum Ulaigum2776 2017-07-21 17:06 |
| #2 Florida Man |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2017-07-21 09:30 |
| #1 The Darwin Award is for those who take themselves out of the gene pool through their own stupidity. What kind of award does this guy get? |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2017-07-21 08:54 |